Monday, January 2, 2012

Top 10 Reasons I Left LA

  1. Animals are not fashion accessories.
  2. Flip-flops are not always appropriate attire.
  3. Million dollar homes should have a yard.
  4. Bankruptcy in state government is scary.
  5. The sky should not be brown.
  6. Bald people can't handle that much direct sunlight.
  7. I'm over 22 years old and I'm OK with that.
  8. "Fire" is not a season.
  9. Life is too short to spend in your car.
  10. Seriously, the sky SHOULD NOT be brown!


  1. This is great, Keith! Especially love "Fire is not a season." Ha ha! Great post.

    p.s. buena suerte manana!!!

  2. Exactly, although one of these millennium one of those old volcanos will go boom and wash that corner of Washinton away. But much less sunburn damage.

  3. Thanks Katie.
    Angie, I guess life is full of trade-offs... no matter where you go it's always something.