Top 10 Reasons I Left LA

10. Animals are not fashion accessories.
9. Flip-flops are not always appropriate attire.
8. Million dollar homes should have a yard.
7. Bankruptcy in state government is scary.
6. The sky should not be brown.
5. Bald people can't handle that much direct sunlight.
4. I'm over 22 years old and I'm OK with that.
3. "Fire" is not a season.
2. Life is too short to spend in your car.
1. Seriously, the sky SHOULD NOT be brown!